32 years old woman chose the bear but do you know what happened next will shock you

We all have heard women saying Where are all the good men?, I would rather choose a bear over a man. Still, one must ask men “As a man, would you rather be stuck in the woods with a feminist or a bear?” and I bet those good men will choose the bear, especially those whose child is taken away or they are erased due to the women having SINGLE MOMMY SYNDROME (MRA – Version). What does the bear have Up to 9 feet tall standing, Up to 1300 lbs, Claws- up to 4 inches, Bite force- of 1200 psi, Pelt/Fur- up to 5 inches, and Speed- of up to 35 mph vs the man 5’10 (eww), 174 lbs, Project Engineer and Said “hi” to you at the gym.

But do you know what happened in the end? The bears chose the Man after dating Women for a week and said they(women) were mean/awful and the man said I know, but sorry buddy it’s your problem now. Tired of women in the forest, bears move in with the man by requesting him. The bear tells the man “First she said the bed was too hard. Then she yelled at me because I had left the honey out. Now she says her mother and sister are coming to live with us.”

But to be serious they knew their love was not meant to be. He was a bear. She was food to him. But men will still choose the bear as at least when the bear destroys us, We don’t have to pay it for the next several years.

Father-Daughter Chat on the issue

Father: so the bear is better because it’s predictable?
Daughter: yes, exactly.
Father: I get it. I’d choose the same, as a bear would never falsely accuse a man of assault to ruin his life.

The Real News Behind the Viral Image/Meme

This funny yet fearful incident took place in a Berlin Zoo in 2009 during the spring season. When a 32-year-old woman jumped in the polar bear closed zone climbing a three-foot perimeter wall. After jumping she swam towards the bears shocking all the visitors(including children) and zoo employees. Everyone thought that she would not survive. In her struggle to escape, she was pulled back into the water by a bear. Then comes the heroes without capes that is the zookeepers who throw life rings to her and food to the polar bears to distract them which saves her life. After this, she was rushed to the hospital and was lucky to come out alive.