Is Mario a Simp?

In this modern era of digital entrainment, we all play many different kinds of video games for fun in our leisure time. And as gamers, we all played hugely popular Super Mario games. It was one of the best and most popular games when released worldwide but Is Mario a Simp?

People who love gaming were crazy about this beautiful retro game about a man saving a princess from a monster. There are multiple levels with difficulty increasing as the level increases. Mario would run, jump on platforms to collect coins, and eat magic mushrooms to grow bigger & stronger for a few moments to fight deadly & brutal enemies. As a puzzle platformer game, it was great fun to play these games. Mario has a brother named Luigi. 

This game has many sequels, which offer the player various fun challenges to have fun with this game. But when I look back, I realize that Mario is the biggest simp in the history of simps around the world. Mario raised an entire generation to be a simp. Now, if you need to learn what a simp is, let me educate you about the pop culture term SIMP.

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A man or boy who tries everything to be in the company of his desired woman without thinking of his self-respect is a simp. A simp would give his constant attention to an unworthy woman he met, and he would spend his time & money to be in the good books of that woman. I am suggesting that Mario is a simp because Mario fights a huge-sized gorilla & beats him to get to the princess peach. He fought an entire army of enemy turtles & fights the boss of an enemy bowser, the gigantic monster, to save the princess. After passing levels of fighting different kinds of powerful monsters, collecting tons of gold coins & searching for princess peach from castle to castle, he never got her love. In the end, all he got was a simple & boring kiss, and that too on his cheek only. 

Over long 35 years, Mario shows us that it is only a simp. As a strong and intelligent man, his action towards constantly chasing a woman, for years after years, through multiple video game sequels, doesn’t suit his masculinity. No matter how beautiful or wealthy a woman is, a true man should never waste his time on a girl. Chasing a girl over & over again is a clear sign of a man with a weak personality, a man with no boundaries & self-respect. 

And Mario, even if he is a game character only, showed everyone what a clown type of simp he is. Men & young boys who played all these super Mario video games must have thought it was okay to simp over a girl for that long time.