Single Mom Dating Profile Starter Pack

First of all, if you have not read my old article on the Life Cycle of a Single Mom please do read it. Most single moms have nothing to offer except s*x and even not that too in some cases. Here, are the few characteristics all these single moms mostly have. If you see these in person you are in a relationship or dating take a 180° about turn and run as fast as you can to save your life as all of these are red flags.

Non-Negotiable Demands

As I said they have very less to offer but their demands are super high. The 6 6’s: The Girls See in a guy before Dating contains the main demands. A few other includes must love kids, must love animals, agree with her always, no couch potatoes, honest, have tattoos or have no issues with others having tattoos, no hunters allowed, she will not respond to “hey”, no addictions be 420 friendly, anything else she thinks on a whim.

My Kids Are My Life

Who the hell will not accept that her kids are her life but you are coming into a relationship with someone then you have to give love to that person too!! He is not a guy playing someone else’s save game just like that. He is not just the helping hand to raise your kids which are not his.

Political Inclination and Superpowers

Her superpowers are fighting racism, sexism, homophobia, Islamophobia, climate change, Trump Supporters, fossil fuels, body shaming, transphobia, white supremacists, and capitalism. She welcomes refugees, she supports black lives matter and for her Orange man i.e. Donald Trump is bad. She is a Vegan too.

Other Symptoms

Mandatory Bicep flex pose

Always talk in First Person like:

• ME ME ME
• I, I, I, I, ME, ME
• I DESERVE
• GIMME
• I WANT

She is overcoming Depression

She doesn’t do hookups anymore

She is currently unemployed.

Halloween is her favorite.

You need not apply if…

All her friends call her Barbie.