You Might be a Trad/Con Simp if…

As for the men’s equality cause, where have these religious white knight/simps come from? These nut-jobs are foreign to the men’s equality effort. They didn’t even exist in the beginning of the cause trying to falsely fly under the cover of men’s advocacy. They didn’t impose their anti-male mindset (narrative) until recently in the cause, which is no less obtrusive than feminism. In fact, what they propose was being opposed by the original men’s movement from the start, or much of it was not even an issue (porn, masturbation, sex out of wedlock) incorporating these typical religious hang-ups. Equal justice, rights, value, consideration, and status for men is what the men’s equality effort is about, not reimposing the oppressive ways of the past let alone a Victorian-era mindset. It’s ludicrous.

Just like the comedian, Jeff Foxworthy in his routine skit says, “You might be a redneck if…,” well you might be a white/knight simp if you:

Open a door for a woman and have her go first (e.g. Ladies first);

Do not expect a woman to pay on a date;

Do not insist that a woman equally makes the initial approach in the social/dating scene.

Protect a woman over a man;

Favor women in an argument whether she’s right or not;

Cater to her selfish demands (e.g. Happy wife, happy life);

Give a woman a lesser sentence to a man for the same crime committed;

Routinely give mothers custody over fathers;

Cheat men in divorce settlements, allocating alimony and child support;

Allow women to get away with murder, especially if it’s of a man;

Pander to women’s false allegations (due to their pedestal status, believe all women);

Make subjective laws that work at women’s discretion at the expense of men–e.g. VAWA, Title IX, Rape Shield Laws;

Save a woman’s life over a man’s–the Titanic tragedy always provides a good example of this.

You can’t blame feminism for most of this but a female bias, commonly referred to as chivalry, rooted in our culture. A legitimate men’s equality effort opposes all this just as it has from the start.

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